There are so many websites on the internet who are providing the Crazy Status but my favorite is Status Joint , on this you can find almost every type of whatsapp status for your every situation of life, and i am giving below my own favorite Crazy Status in English…
Crazy Status In English
Last seen 1980! 😀
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
You can’t blame gravity for falling in love.
Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me! 🙂
You can never buy Love… But still you have to pay for it.
I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!
Whoever says “Good Morning” on Monday’s deserves to get slapped 🙂
When you reach the end of your rope,tie a knot in it and hang on..
I hate fake people. You know what I’m talking about.. Mannequins. 😀
Girls, if he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs. send him to KFC.
When I’m a Pedestrian I Hate cars.. When I’m Driving I Hate Pedestrians.
Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?
Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.
If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more.
My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death!
Fact: Phone on silent mode – 10 Missed call.. Turns volume to loud – Nobody calls all day!!
“Each time you are honest and conduct yourself with honesty, a success force will drive you toward greater success
Crazy Status
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